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California Laws



Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
(certainly good news for the visitors!)



Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.


Bathhouses are against the law.

It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

Women may not drive in a house coat.


No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.


You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.

Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.

Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

City Council order reads: “No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash.

You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.

It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.

It is prohibited to sleep in a parked vehicle.

Persons may not ride their bicycles through the “Fountain of Life”.

All dog “waste” must be removed from any yard within seven days

One must obtain a permit from the city to throw hay in a cesspool.

Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.

Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law.

It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide.



1 comment:

  1. Sheesh! ;) I'll remember not to ride my bike in the pool next time I'm visiting!! Those are hilarious!!

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