Ten Signs I've Moved to a nicer Neighborhood:
The .99 cent store isn't within walking distance.
You fall asleep to the sound of birds chirping rather than power transformers humming.
Street Sweepers don't have a scheduled time and day because the neighbors aren't that dirty.
There are trees waiting to be planted at the curb rather than torn couches ready to be hauled away.
The people in cars around you in traffic are smiling, not leering or sneering.
There isn't a bargain store on every corner.
The only prowlers in the neighborhood are raccoons and squirrels.
If you hear screaming in the night it's a horror film on tv, not the neighbors fighting.
Dog fights are things people try to avoid.
Tags are found on clothing and baked goods, not walls, trucks, fences, drainpipes and freeway signs.