"To the lady on the plane in my row giving me a dirty look for NOT standing in the packed aisle like the rest of the nitwits:
"You think I care. How sweet."
I'll give it a standard 12 hour work day to comply with my request to edit for language, since I know that while I'm working a 12 hour day, I have no access to my electronic devices at all.
Oh, wait. He's not a flight attendant. So a standard 8 hour work day with intermittent access to mobile devices is probably far closer to reality.
6pm tonight is the deadline. It gets edited for the f-bomb or it gets removed and the poster gets deleted along with it.